The longer I live the shorter my life gets.
Men and women were designed for each other.
You’ll never finish if you quit.
You can’t see in the dark.
Music is to your ears as candy is to your tongue.
Bald men can’t braid their hair.
One leg is better than none, two legs are better than one but no wife is better than two.
You don’t get fat over night. The more you eat the skinnier you old pants get!
So now go ahead and leave your more than obvious comments. It’s not as easy as it seems. Is that more than obvious?